Find Out How Many Virgins Are in Your Major

Find Out How Many Virgins Are in Your Major

Let's get down to business. Most importantly, you need to know how much “charismatic moral flexibility” the ladies in your core classes have. This correlates to how likely they are to bring you to a shuddering climax, and hence dictates how often you should even bother coming to class.

Also, you certainly don’t want to be in any of the lame, non-sexy majors like math or chemistry. If you’re studying a hard science, and you’re not hard, it’s not your fault. Switch to anthro and study the nature of humanity (read: boobs).