Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual.
- Terry Pratchett
It's a recession when your neighbor loses his job; it's a depression when you lose yours.
- Harry S Truman
When I meet a man I ask myself, 'Is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?'
- Rita Rudner
In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress.
- John Adams"
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