Actual Hallmark Reject

This is one of a series of cards that were really truly actually put forth by card writers in Hallmark's 'Shoebox' division -- but rejected by the company -- as reported by the Associated Press.

MOTHER'S DAY CARD

Front: 'When I think of you, Mom, I swell with pride.'

Inside: 'At least I hope it's pride. Otherwise, I'm pregnant again.'"